The Zebra

what superb abs, just my height
hmmm i think the zebra is a little big
pity
it's so hard to get a zebra the right size these days
the randomness and disorder of the lines probably
oh sorry the hand's near the nife
i was subvocalising was'nt I
are you for sale or hire?
.....no, I'm from ireland, planet earth
.....I've rented the hut plant growing in the background

.....I'm a rock group poser
is the stuff on your head to hide your funny ears?
even my dinokamel is sniggering
.....no we all have it and my ears are superb

not from my perspective
.....your perspective is a little <short>...err sighted
.....and like feet 2 rights do not make wrong... right
our species does not have this obscuring hair or blunt ears
.....it that a unicorn bow?
yes but they're all extinct now
.....I wonder why?

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